I do actually happen to know how to make tortoises grow faster if thats really what you want
Mr Hoppy really loves his neighbour Mrs Silver and Mrs Silver really loves her tortoise Alfie
Oh if only Mr Hoppy could perform some great feat that would make him a hero in her eyes
Then one day an amazing idea rushes into his head
With the help of a magical spell some cabbage leaves and one hundred and forty tortoises can shy Mr Hoppy win Mrs Silvers heart
